• Baby: H-h
  • Parent: The baby's first words!
  • Baby: H-h h-h-h
  • Parent: House?? Hair???
  • Baby: H-h-h
  • Baby: Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
  • the-pietriarchy:

    why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all

    bootslots:

    do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

    and then you don’t get the point

    ninfia:

    Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

    querient:

    *pretends to be mentally stable*

    peniscruncher:

    dusknoirs:

    who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

    the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

    penguintim:

    um sweetheart I have a gay friend so I think I’m entitled to speak on behalf of the entire LGBT community sweetie :)